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VIRGOAugust 23 – September 22 Virgo Traits:• Perfectionist• Hypochondriac• Methodical• Critical• Hyperactive• Self-Involved Pencils:• I COUGHED NOW I M DEAD• LIST-MAKING PENCIL• LET ME OVERTHINK THAT• THAT TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF ME• I EXCEL IN RANDOM WORST-CASE SCENARIOS• SCHEDULING AN IMPROMPTU PARTY!• VIRGOS FOLD TOWELS PERFECTLY• NOBODY S PERFECT (EXCEPT VIRGOS) [Backwards selfie pencil!]
Scent What Kids? Brand Whiskey River Soap Co. Item Weight 6 Ounces Item Form Ball Variety Bath Bomb About this item Smells like a locked door. Scented: Wine Straight From the Bottle Don t get me wrong, kids, of COURSE I love you. I mean, I created you! You re the reason I get out…
Smells like you have none left to give (and frankly, we don t blame you. Much.) New packaging! Snarky, sarcastic, funny and true! Creamsicle scented. 6 oz. For adult use only. Note: Bath bombs are handmade–so no two bombs are identical.
whiskey river boomers vs millennials pencils PASS THE POPCORN. With the two largest generations in history at each other’s virtual throats on social media, this is the most epic battle since white or wheat. Who’s more entitled? Who’s more maligned? And does it even matter? HEY. Of course it does. Ask any one of them….
Don t talk to me before my first coffee.I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don t know exactly how I got here but I m definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I…
1 premium can of whoop ass Open if you dare. Sucker Punch Scented Notes of lemon and coconutNet Weight: Approximately 17 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Cat People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know.  Warm Milk Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x 3″…
Classy AF Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know.  Dry Shampoo Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x 3″…
Honey, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top-off. It s been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don t know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels….
WOW, WHAT A CONCEPT. No longer do you have an excuse not to use a fresh pencil each and every day! Plus, we’ve even included (at no extra cost) a handy Blursday pencil for those days when you can’t be bothered to figure out what day it actually is. And honestly, if you’re buying these…
Dog People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know.  Grassy Dog Park Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x…
IT WAS THE DOG, I SWEAR! Look, I don’t know if you know this about my dog, but he’s verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? He’s also responsible for the missing cheesecake in the fridge. I don’t know how he does it! The scoundrel….
Fuck It. I m done. Bergamot, Tobacco & Yuzu Scented
Bad grammar is serious business! This set of eight Pencils for Grammar Police is perfect for the person who s appointed themselves the proofreader for everyone around them – each pencil contains a different sassy message, such as To serve and correct and You lost me at Your beautiful. It s a surefire way to…
POUR ME ANOTHER, PLEASE. Ahhh, it’s finally that magical time of the day again: when you can put all your office woes aside and crack open a cold one. Or twelve. Here’s to another chance to find the answers to life’s questions at the bottom of a bottle. So what if it’s only 10 AM,…
PEOPLE SUCK. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding….
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