Archie McPhee Emergency Chicken. This 3½ electronic Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. It includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk. Electronic sound makerProduces four sounds at the touch of a buttonPeep, cluck, morning crow and squawkBatteries included SKU – 12889
Archie McPhee Emergency Goat. Electronic sound makerProduces four sounds at the touch of a buttonScream, bleats, kids and GOATSBatteries included SKU – 12911
Archie McPhee Emergency Googly Eyes. Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. 20 pairs of stick-on googly eyesAdd some life to your cubicle4 sizes ranging from 1 2 to 1-3 16…
Archie McPhee Emergency Unicorn. Unicorn sounds make life better. Sure, they sometimes just whinny and gallop, but other times they re about positive reinforcement and self-care. A lot of Archie McPhee customers are already unicorns, but if you’re not, wouldn’t you love to have a unicorn to hang around with all the time? This is the…
This sturdy, heavyweight canvas tote, screen printed. Shoulder straps have a 13 dropMade from high-quality, heavyweight canvas with a gusseted bottom. W18 x H15 x 6 SKU – 2-02135
This sturdy, heavyweight canvas tote, screen printed with our popular I m A Grown-Ass Lady And I Do What I Want design, declares to the world exactly who you are and how much crap you will put up with. (Spoiler alert: zero.) Shoulder straps have a 13 dropMade from high-quality, heavyweight canvas with a gusseted bottom….
Archie McPhee Eyeball Finger Puppet. Made of soft vinyl. Each is 1-1 2 tall. They long to be worn atop your fingertips so that they can witness the world from your hand’s perspective. Price includes one eyeball. SKU – 12844
Archie McPhee Finger Feet Puppet. Each foot is made of soft rubber and is 2-3 4 long. Left and right feet as well as light and dark skin tone available. State preference in Order Comment Section. Price includes one foot. SKU – 12620
Archie McPhee Finger Hand Puppet. Each soft rubber 2-3 4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm. 2-3 4” tall Made of soft rubber Assorted left or right hand light or dark skin Price includes one hand. Mini hands for these hands sold separately. SKU – 12513
Archie McPhee Finger Hands in Rainbow Colors. Each soft rubber 2-3 4” hand slips on an adult finger and turns your finger into an arm supporting a colorful hand. Left and right hands available as well as red, yellow, blue, green and purple colors. Specify color choice in Order Comment Section. 2-3 4” tallMade of soft rubberAssortment…
This set of four Finger Pigs will make your hand into a pigsty! Every time you’re in a bad mood, these perky little porkers will pep you up! You get four different pig finger puppets, each more willing to snort for truffles than the last. These soft vinyl pigs are 2 tall and were educated…
Archie McPhee Freeloader Fork. Telescopically extends to 21 longLooks like a normal metal forkSecretly taste your companion s dinnerDoubles as pointer or backscratcher SKU – 10571