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whiskey river boomers vs millennials pencils PASS THE POPCORN. With the two largest generations in history at each other’s virtual throats on social media, this is the most epic battle since white or wheat. Who’s more entitled? Who’s more maligned? And does it even matter? HEY. Of course it does. Ask any one of them….
1 premium can of whoop ass Open if you dare. Sucker Punch Scented Notes of lemon and coconutNet Weight: Approximately 17 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2021 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Cat People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Warm Milk Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x 3″…
Classy AF Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Dry Shampoo Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x 3″…
WOW, WHAT A CONCEPT. No longer do you have an excuse not to use a fresh pencil each and every day! Plus, we’ve even included (at no extra cost) a handy Blursday pencil for those days when you can’t be bothered to figure out what day it actually is. And honestly, if you’re buying these…
Dog People Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Grassy Dog Park Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x…
Bad grammar is serious business! This set of eight Pencils for Grammar Police is perfect for the person who s appointed themselves the proofreader for everyone around them – each pencil contains a different sassy message, such as To serve and correct and You lost me at Your beautiful. It s a surefire way to…
PEOPLE SUCK. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding….
It s Fine Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Plain Tap Water Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″…
Who Would You Rather… Fuck, Marry, Kill?Kill Candle Fuck, Marry, Kill, as described by Wikipedia (sorry, teachers), is a popular social forced-choice question and answer game that has existed for decades. In the game, one person poses three names, typically either names of people in their personal lives, or names of celebrities. The other person then…
OMG, Crossfit? YES. I looooove working out. If I could, I would do it 24 7. It’s just that I have all these obligations and such since I took that sabbatical from work. Oh, yeah, technically they called it “fired” but I was going to take a creative break anyway. And I LOVE my free…
CHEER UP, SILLY PENCIL! X Body text XLife’s not so bad. There are still plenty of us out there who like you: elementary school kids, golfers, artists, and uhhh… did I say schoolchildren already? But hey, things could be worse. I mean, who wants to be a crayon, right? So hold your head high, humble…
Who Would You Rather… Fuck, Marry, Kill?Marry Candle Fuck, Marry, Kill, as described by Wikipedia (sorry, teachers), is a popular social forced-choice question and answer game that has existed for decades. In the game, one person poses three names, typically either names of people in their personal lives, or names of celebrities. The other person then…
WHO SAYS EXISTENTIAL DREAD CAN T BE FUN? Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At…
Okay Moms Know what stinks? Not you! Now that you have your very own candle air freshener to haul around with you, people will quit pinching their noses and running for the hills. Hopefully. You still have to occasionally bathe, you know. Sippy Cup Wine Scented Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1 2″ x…
CONGRATULATIONS. You re the world s okayest mom! Please don’t take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay moms are where it’s at. Okay moms are where you want to live: sippy…
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